Yes, boys and girls, children of all ages, it’s pointing and laughing time again. We haven’t had anyone this memalicious in Congress in my memory. It starts with lies, but ends—to infinity and beyond! You do know that George Santos won a Nobel Prize for the original warp drive, don’t you?
George Whatsizname Kitara Ravache Tony Devoldemort Santos-Zabrowsky has actually admitted to one verified fact about his life, being the Brazilian drag queen pictured above.